Robot detection page

This page can only be reached through links that are normally hidden from humans.

I'm using it to tell enthousiastic readers downloading all my site (but who obviously missed the fact that it can be downloaded as a single zip file) from a stupid robot trying to index it for a search engine.

I don't like robots because 99.99% of the visitors I get from search engines have questions totally irrelevant to the TI-99/4A. Also, these robots are coming back on a regular basis and waste quite a lot of bandwith. Therefore, I have a policy of barring this site to any robot I can detect.

If you are human and got here by mistake, make sure you click on the "human" link below. If you click on any of the "robot" links (or none at all), you will confirm that you are a robot and you'll be barred from this site.

Now take your pick:

I'm a stupid robot

I'm a dumb robot

I'm an idiot spider

I AM HUMAN

I'm an obnoxious indexing engine

I'm a search engine's minion

Me machine, speak not english